gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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