I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Your cock deserves a montage
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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