whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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