My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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