He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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