you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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