if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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