I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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