Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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