Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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