Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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