i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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