Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
