afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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