words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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