It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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