38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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