Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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