Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
And then he peed in my hair
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