Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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