I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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