We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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