yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
