WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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