Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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