Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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