whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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