We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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