the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You were trust falling into bushes
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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