The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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