sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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