he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Randomize
