it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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