Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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