Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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