Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
