paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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