I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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