do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize