So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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