party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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