Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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