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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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