You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Randomize
