Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship