whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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