OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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