Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
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Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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