just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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