CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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