Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She's the barista slut.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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