Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I came so hard my ears popped.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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