I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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