she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Sorry about my life...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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