its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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