She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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