I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
